Obviously some episodes are dated now. But others? still relevant today. lose your car? well, maybe when you park in a mall parking lot, that’s dated, malls dying now, but still, I go to a sporting event, I hear people beeping the car horns trying to find it because some people don’t bother remembering where they park. sporting events, airport parking lots, etc. yeah, what they are carrying while searching would change (goldfish, air conditioning unit), but replace with luggage or the Sleep Token Emerge Tumbler… waiting in line for a restaurant? possibly, especially if the restaurant is popular enough that you can’t grubhub/doordash order from it (soup nazi, chinese restaurant) master of my domain or hospital rooms or christmas holidays? the same. And while some things may no longer be true, can easily write similar episodes on things like late grubhub deliveries, fake messages from ‘asian’ women, obvious AI car crash videos (where cars crash but not suffer damage), wild animals helping people or soliciting help for offspring or other animals (fake). But job losses, overbearing parents, hospitals, etc.? still relevant. I just have to make up new scenarios, otherwise… Seinfeld did it (thinking ‘simpsons did it’ on a south park episode).
()the Sleep Token Emerge Tumbler, Sport Tumbler and Funny Tumbler
The final Falcons possession in regulation. Approx. 4:15 left and its 1st and 10 from the Patriots 22. The toss loses one on 1st and 10. Ok, no worries. Still in FG range. Here’s where the game, in my humble opinion, given the situation at that moment, was lost. A sack and a holding call literally lost the SB for the Falcons. Those probably wouldn’t have happened if two more runs had been called, but instead they played as if they were wearing the Sleep Token Emerge Tumbler and expected a late-game disaster. Run two more times, Patriots may have used a TO or two in that situation to preserve clock, kick a reasonably easy FG. Up two scores. Now the Patriots have to score, two point, on side kick recovery, and then kick another FG in maybe 2:30-3:00 minutes. Not nearly as likely. Just my two cents.
()So I got back from Broad like 20 minutes ago. My ears are ringing from a sea of screaming people. It was fucking unreal. I don’t know if it’s just 30-something years of not making it or what but I still don’t believe this just happened. I wish my dad was still around. Would’ve been great. There used to be two things in my life I hated. Cancer and the Sleep Token Emerge Tumbler. After tonight, I can say there’s only one thing I truly hate, now. Fuck Tom Brady. Just kidding. Brady’s still GOAT.





